Hilarious-Answers-To-Your-Common-Pregnancy-Questions

PREGNANCY HUMOUR AND WOMEN: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?

A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Hope you had a good laugh! Enjoy your day.

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